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- TOP TEN THINGS ON THE POPE'S 'TO DO' LIST
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- 10. Get "The Club" put on the Popemobile
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- 9. Confirm Red Hot Chili Peppers as opening act in Central Park
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- 8. Call ahead to make sure the Ramada has Magic Fingers
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- 7. Get big hat blocked
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- 6. Think of diplomatic way to advise President Clinton to "cool it with the
- broads, Bubba"
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- 5. Pitch idea of cameo appearance as Murphy Brown's secretary
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- 4. Perform exorcism on Richard Simmons
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- 3. Forgive Letterman for hosting the Academy Awards
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- 2. Scotchguard the robes
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- 1. Pray for CBS
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- Letterman, Friday, September 29, 1995
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